Today I was not raped, murdered, robbed, or lightly pureed while wandering the Third Creek trail alone at night.
I Didn't Do It.
A (hopefully) daily compilation of things I, and anyone else, did not do today. (Email me at deepfrieddyl@comcast.net to be formally invited so you can post whenever the mood strikes you). Because sometimes it's not what you do, but what you don't do.
- Today I didn't partay in an outfit too revealing f...
- Today I did not stroke my gloriously paltry beard ...
- Today I did not eradicate all traces of that unfor...
- Today I did not take incriminating photos of the n...
- Today I did not ride the clouds in my chariot of l...
- Today I did not violate my sacred oath by drinking...
- Today I did not drift off into a land of sonorous ...
- Today I did not praise the sterling efforts of the...
- Today I did not flail about in a fury of unfathoma...
- Today I did not &#$*in &@& the ^@#&** of the @!^!&...
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