Today I did not take incriminating photos of the next door neighbor's dachsund having an affair with the lady across the street's guinea pig from New Jersey.
I Didn't Do It.
A (hopefully) daily compilation of things I, and anyone else, did not do today. (Email me at deepfrieddyl@comcast.net to be formally invited so you can post whenever the mood strikes you). Because sometimes it's not what you do, but what you don't do.
- Today I did not ride the clouds in my chariot of l...
- Today I did not violate my sacred oath by drinking...
- Today I did not drift off into a land of sonorous ...
- Today I did not praise the sterling efforts of the...
- Today I did not flail about in a fury of unfathoma...
- Today I did not &#$*in &@& the ^@#&** of the @!^!&...
- Today I did not pop a pill in the cap of someone's...
- Today I did not antagonize a man who was stronger,...
- Today I did not hurl a six foot long house plant i...
- Today I did not howl at the moon shaped cheese in ...
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