Today I did not drift off into a land of sonorous slumber in the midst of a Libertarian Revolution that established a stuffed teddy bear as the Prime Minister of the entirety of Lithuania.
I Didn't Do It.
A (hopefully) daily compilation of things I, and anyone else, did not do today. (Email me at deepfrieddyl@comcast.net to be formally invited so you can post whenever the mood strikes you). Because sometimes it's not what you do, but what you don't do.
- Today I did not praise the sterling efforts of the...
- Today I did not flail about in a fury of unfathoma...
- Today I did not &#$*in &@& the ^@#&** of the @!^!&...
- Today I did not pop a pill in the cap of someone's...
- Today I did not antagonize a man who was stronger,...
- Today I did not hurl a six foot long house plant i...
- Today I did not howl at the moon shaped cheese in ...
- Today I did not hold a grudge against the teeming ...
- Today I did not play the hand dealt to me in a sti...
- Today I did not contract a horrible disease that n...
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