Today I did not antagonize a man who was stronger, faster, smarter, and all together more like a man-walrus hybrid.
I Didn't Do It.
A (hopefully) daily compilation of things I, and anyone else, did not do today. (Email me at deepfrieddyl@comcast.net to be formally invited so you can post whenever the mood strikes you). Because sometimes it's not what you do, but what you don't do.
- Today I did not hurl a six foot long house plant i...
- Today I did not howl at the moon shaped cheese in ...
- Today I did not hold a grudge against the teeming ...
- Today I did not play the hand dealt to me in a sti...
- Today I did not contract a horrible disease that n...
- Today I did not shower myself with lavish praise f...
- Today I did not affirm a silly statement I previou...
- Today I did not wear my heart on my shoulder and b...
- Today I did not challenge God to an arm-wrestling ...
- Today I did not abominate a school of fish because...
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