Today I did not contract a horrible disease that not only turned me cyan, but also finished it's building project three weeks late, four hundred dollars overbudget, and on the wrong continent.
I Didn't Do It.
A (hopefully) daily compilation of things I, and anyone else, did not do today. (Email me at deepfrieddyl@comcast.net to be formally invited so you can post whenever the mood strikes you). Because sometimes it's not what you do, but what you don't do.
- Today I did not shower myself with lavish praise f...
- Today I did not affirm a silly statement I previou...
- Today I did not wear my heart on my shoulder and b...
- Today I did not challenge God to an arm-wrestling ...
- Today I did not abominate a school of fish because...
- Today I did not plow through a field of rebelling ...
- Today I did not drily articulate my desire to kick...
- Today I did not aim a moral crusade at the deprave...
- Today I did not burst with misanthropic rage and s...
- Today I did not have a duck or walrus souffle serv...
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