Today I did not dramatically implicate my cohorts in a series of murders, larcenies, and jaywalking that ended in public execution for all but the most depraved lunatics found in the judicial system.
I Didn't Do It.
A (hopefully) daily compilation of things I, and anyone else, did not do today. (Email me at deepfrieddyl@comcast.net to be formally invited so you can post whenever the mood strikes you). Because sometimes it's not what you do, but what you don't do.
- Today I did not fly into an electrical light meant...
- Today I did not fly into an electrical light meant...
- Today I did not melt into a gelatinous blob, pour ...
- Today I did not defend an assault to my honor with...
- Today I did not frame my latest death warrant for ...
- Today I did not bow down to the Almighty Ham Sandw...
- Today I did not wallow in the lush and boutiful ve...
- Today I did not ruminate on the possible implicati...
- Today I did not assault a yodelling panda who woul...
- Today I did not kill a rabid mutated kidney bean w...
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