Today I did not frame my latest death warrant for the murder of three mailmen, an icecream truck driver, and a hobo who saw all of it despite him being three states away.
I Didn't Do It.
A (hopefully) daily compilation of things I, and anyone else, did not do today. (Email me at deepfrieddyl@comcast.net to be formally invited so you can post whenever the mood strikes you). Because sometimes it's not what you do, but what you don't do.
- Today I did not bow down to the Almighty Ham Sandw...
- Today I did not wallow in the lush and boutiful ve...
- Today I did not ruminate on the possible implicati...
- Today I did not assault a yodelling panda who woul...
- Today I did not kill a rabid mutated kidney bean w...
- Today I did not glance in a dreamily hostile manne...
- Today I did not create my own universe of dancing ...
- Today I did not tear myself into two separate but ...
- Today I did not capture the elusive "Forgotten Puz...
- Today I did not fire my secretary because she was ...
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