Today I did not kill a rabid mutated kidney bean with a carefully placed, but foolishly aimed, jello javelin.
I Didn't Do It.
A (hopefully) daily compilation of things I, and anyone else, did not do today. (Email me at deepfrieddyl@comcast.net to be formally invited so you can post whenever the mood strikes you). Because sometimes it's not what you do, but what you don't do.
- Today I did not glance in a dreamily hostile manne...
- Today I did not create my own universe of dancing ...
- Today I did not tear myself into two separate but ...
- Today I did not capture the elusive "Forgotten Puz...
- Today I did not fire my secretary because she was ...
- Today I did not take on the world only to realize ...
- Today I did not yell obscenities at a wandering to...
- Today I did not retain any qualms over harboring i...
- Today I did not experiment with new posting option...
- Today I did not rival the majestic elm or attack i...
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