Today I did not retain any qualms over harboring illegal aliens from the wartorn nation of Luxembourg after I accidentally forgot to tell them that their library books were not only due, but were also time bombs out to ruin their reputations, lives, and impeccably maintained upholstery.
I Didn't Do It.
A (hopefully) daily compilation of things I, and anyone else, did not do today. (Email me at deepfrieddyl@comcast.net to be formally invited so you can post whenever the mood strikes you). Because sometimes it's not what you do, but what you don't do.
- Today I did not experiment with new posting option...
- Today I did not rival the majestic elm or attack i...
- Today I did not Dance the Jig o' Death without a c...
- Today I did not ponder the heinous crime of infreq...
- Today I did not try to make up for missing yesterd...
- Today I did not symbolicly misinterpret a spear ai...
- Today I did not rain thousands of anti-assassin pa...
- Today I did not dance with a flamingo who had two ...
- Today I didn't tactfully handle an unwanted gestur...
- Today I was not sent up the river without a wombat.
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