Today I did not rain thousands of anti-assassin party pamphlets on a completely unsuspecting troop of Girl Scouts in the middle of the Everglades.
I Didn't Do It.
A (hopefully) daily compilation of things I, and anyone else, did not do today. (Email me at deepfrieddyl@comcast.net to be formally invited so you can post whenever the mood strikes you). Because sometimes it's not what you do, but what you don't do.
- Today I did not dance with a flamingo who had two ...
- Today I didn't tactfully handle an unwanted gestur...
- Today I was not sent up the river without a wombat.
- Today I did not eat three hundred pounds of tuna w...
- Today I did not raise my war flag high as I sailed...
- Today I didn't yodel the lyrics to "I'm too Sexy" ...
- Today I didn't host a hoe-down in the middle of a ...
- Today I did not raise a tiny seed into a varmint e...
- Today I did not leave the gates of Hell open while...
- Today I did not hurl a pole throw the third story ...
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