Today I didn't yodel the lyrics to "I'm too Sexy" while strapping a salami to my neck and running head first into a large mound of green jello.
I Didn't Do It.
A (hopefully) daily compilation of things I, and anyone else, did not do today. (Email me at deepfrieddyl@comcast.net to be formally invited so you can post whenever the mood strikes you). Because sometimes it's not what you do, but what you don't do.
- Today I didn't host a hoe-down in the middle of a ...
- Today I did not raise a tiny seed into a varmint e...
- Today I did not leave the gates of Hell open while...
- Today I did not hurl a pole throw the third story ...
- Today I did not grow a third pair of earlobes whil...
- Today I did not fall in love with a skeleton of th...
- Today I did not sail the Seven Seas in search of a...
- Today I did not die trying.
- Today I did not tango with a tarantula because it ...
- Today I did not blow away on the wind's of change ...
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