Today I did not transcend my adolescent form to become the One True Oyster and establish my shiny realm/utopia under the sea with a group of demented crocodiles armed with yodeling pillows.
I Didn't Do It.
A (hopefully) daily compilation of things I, and anyone else, did not do today. (Email me at deepfrieddyl@comcast.net to be formally invited so you can post whenever the mood strikes you). Because sometimes it's not what you do, but what you don't do.
- Today I did not unilaterally invade a donut with s...
- Today I didn't go where the Wild Things sing in th...
- Today I didn't plan the demise of all civilization...
- Today, I did not go anywhere near the Forbidden So...
- Today I didn't boomshakalalalalawhoopwhoopdeedoo a...
- Today I did not reveal the One True Pretzel to the...
- Today I did not disguise my residence in order to ...
- Today I didn't challenge the Four Fabulous Flying ...
- Today I did not attack an Albanian fire-rabbit who...
- Today I did not give a firework to a French librar...
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