Today I did not attack an Albanian fire-rabbit who, despite the telling bread crumbs on the floor, had really not eaten three hundred pounds of my very own, signature, one-of-a-kind-squid pancakes.
I Didn't Do It.
A (hopefully) daily compilation of things I, and anyone else, did not do today. (Email me at deepfrieddyl@comcast.net to be formally invited so you can post whenever the mood strikes you). Because sometimes it's not what you do, but what you don't do.
- Today I did not give a firework to a French librar...
- Today I did not waltz into a bagel shop and steal ...
- Today I did not wander aimlessly in a forest of de...
- Today I did not compete with Vishnu in a Connect-F...
- Today, I did not go medieval on a fake zombie's re...
- Today I did not dissuade God from temporarily avoi...
- Today I did not much of the possible, feasible, an...
- Today, I did not capture a boat of illegal immigra...
- Today I did not brutally incinerate the people who...
- Today I did not skip on the trapeze while juggling...
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