Today I did not raise an unholy homeless army of vagrants and send them out to strike stink and bummery into the hearts of the streetwalkers under the slogan "If it ain't drunk, it ain't me!"
I Didn't Do It.
A (hopefully) daily compilation of things I, and anyone else, did not do today. (Email me at deepfrieddyl@comcast.net to be formally invited so you can post whenever the mood strikes you). Because sometimes it's not what you do, but what you don't do.
- Today I did not craft an invincible plan so foolpr...
- Today I did not finish my ACT and promptly drive t...
- Today I didn't waste away into an oblivion of dust...
- Today I did not rise up, excel, conquer, and do th...
- Today I didn't raze an innocent fishing village be...
- Today I didn't howl at the moon in the deep, dark ...
- Today I did not transcend my adolescent form to be...
- Today I did not unilaterally invade a donut with s...
- Today I didn't go where the Wild Things sing in th...
- Today I didn't plan the demise of all civilization...
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