Today, I did not capture a boat of illegal immigrants in the yaught I don't have and force them to harvest my fields of kiwi with nothing but their bare hands.
I Didn't Do It.
A (hopefully) daily compilation of things I, and anyone else, did not do today. (Email me at deepfrieddyl@comcast.net to be formally invited so you can post whenever the mood strikes you). Because sometimes it's not what you do, but what you don't do.
- Today I did not brutally incinerate the people who...
- Today I did not skip on the trapeze while juggling...
- Today I did not feed the camel I don't have a barr...
- Today I did not give Caitlin credit for her wonder...
- Today I did not wage war upon a colony of dustbunn...
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