Today I did not gorge my bloated liver on even more pickled ferret casseroles and then complete the cycle of innane masochism with a zucchini and wallabee stir-fry surprise.
I Didn't Do It.
A (hopefully) daily compilation of things I, and anyone else, did not do today. (Email me at deepfrieddyl@comcast.net to be formally invited so you can post whenever the mood strikes you). Because sometimes it's not what you do, but what you don't do.
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- Today I did not forgo the usual pleasantries and b...
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